Let’s talk about giving yourself away. Let’s talk about exactly what it is you’d be giving away. What do you own? The noise in your head? The skin on your bones? Well, yeah, but you don’t get to choose what you give, because you’ve got to give it all. You can’t keep anything. Not even the intangible stuff. Since you’re giving yourself away, you’re now an altruist. Congratulations!

No, actually I’m kidding. You can go kill yourself. Altruism is disgusting.

     Although man is not inherently good or evil, he is quite selfish. Let’s face it – altruism is self defeating, it goes against our nature entirely. “But what about the greater good?” What about it? It can go die in a fire. Worry about yourself. Why? Because that’s all you HAVE to worry about. Stop trusting people. People hate you, they just want to fuck with you and cause you considerable pain and suffering. Why would people want that? Because they aren’t altruists either, and they HATE YOU. That’s right; they hate you. So why should you like them?  Why should you help them? They don’t give a toss who you are, what you like, or what you want to do. They’re selfish – just like you.

     So let’s do it. Let’s continue the vicious cycle of self-destruction. Let’s keep being pissed at each other, let’s keep fighting about whose God is more awesome, and let’s bomb the shit out of each other because it’s too much damn fun and all that peace and silence is boring. I’m not even being sarcastic. I’m telling you how to make your life better. You’ve got to be selfish. You’ve got to be angry. That’s right – get mad at the man. Go march in the street and burn some shit. You’re weird if you don’t, and you don’t want to be weird right?

Is this essay a little meandering? Yeah, it is, and that’s because it’s a rant. But even so, it’s all true and you know it. You’re smart enough not to LIKE people right? People don’t like you. Hell, I don’t even like you. You’re all a bunch of pricks and twats for enjoying my deviations and favoriting them without even commenting. All of you who browse my deviant gallery can go drink bleach. I hate you.